Monday, July 10, 2006

My Esteemed Self Thoughts

"If you look in the mirror and don't see what you like, look away or break it (and risk seven years bad luck" Keegan .G. Pereira. Why in today's world do we always have to look a certain way act a certain way. Didn't a revolution take place to enable us to be individuals. Yet today u open up a magazine be it Cosmospolitian or any other one and the are all telling you what to do "it's like propaganda for an estrogen cult" Sally from 3rd Rock From The Sun Said. They tell you your ideal weight,height,look even your ideal sexual position. Like they know my ideal sexual position maybe I like a move called the "Victorian falls swan dive" and not something as childish sounding as doggy style. These people claim to be offering advice but they are no different from Stalin's Communist speeches to the masses. Then you have television telling you what to like and not. The weirdest comments about individuality comes from the "industry of anorexic, bolhemic (I mean beautiful) people". You check out anything that the fashion world has put out and they all command you whats in today and they top it off by saying "fashion is an individual thing". Then you have the politicians (a right wing neo Nazi) educating us about political correctness. But in the end the big machine sometimes wins so I'll conform this once and do what all the other bloggers do tell you about themselves.

My name is : Keegan

Occupation: Dreamer

Sex : Male

Orientation : Any unrelated human female

Accomplishments : went from super skinny to fat and slept once for 12 hours

Place of birth : Emirates Airlines

Current residence : Hades' strong hold (Dubai)

Thoughts about your parents : Censored due to offensive comments.

Goodbye

1 comment:

Otnip said...

OMFG LOVE!